Ah.. so much of this I can identify with being a Teams manipulator (but not using the watch trick yet). The make us go 3 days a week, if it goes to 4.. then I will be fucking off quick!
Dumb management are going backwards, next it will be mandatory ties.
Three days, ooft, that would be brutal. I used to do the PowerPoint slideshow trick. It stops the screen from locking too! The watch means that you can still do stuff!
I feel you, if I didn't have a mortgage I would peck it in!