There comes that point during the night when you realize that you're really not that drunk, and as late as it is, you might as well just stay up all night now, you'll be fine tomorrow/ today. At that point, throw away the business card for Joe's Donkey service that the barmaid gave you a few hours prior.
HAhaHAhAhahaa!! I know that pointwell! I am looking forward to it! I shall throw awa ythat card!