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That was one way I used to always monitor the blooming thing. I was a 28 (many years ago) then it crept up. 30. Then it crept up. 32. When I went above 32 I said no! But lately I have been piling it on and horrifyingly the waist is staying the same but above is getting bigger!

I know about the mummy tummy, oh the wonders of middle age, being 45 is a joy. Where has my youth gone?!?!

Have I said it before, but we are the same age! It has long betrayed us and ran off with someone younger :O)