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Haha, as long as they came armed with beer!

or Buckfast.

The monks of buckfast would be carried on the shoulders of the golem-like neds like ancient royalty!!

And the buckie served up ice cold...

Ah such sophistication!!

Oui, bien sûr.

Ooh, im getting a bouquet reminicent of blackcurrant cough syrup, some sweetness, dry fruit flavours, an excellent alcohol to smackaroonie ratio, and an overwhelming urge to chin someone, good balance!

You my friend have most obviously partaken of the auld abuse juice!! Steem on!