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My doctor said he could help me stop dreaming of cows playing football
I asked him to wait till after finals.

Credit: adedayoolumide
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Not sure this makes sense, but Google translate says I wanted to say...

Ich finde es toll, dass du den Token liebst

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What's green and sits in the corner?
A naughty frog.

Credit: fallingforward
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