Week 6 Of the LOLZ Joke Challenge Is Here
Welcome to our weekly LOLZ Joke Challenge where you can share a joke you know and help us build our joke database for use with the LOLZ token.
Sorry we were a bit quite last week as we were dealing with some IT issues that were giving us a good fight. But we worked through them and are back on track.
Last week's Challenge was a great success and we added over 30 jokes to our LOLZ Community joke database. A special shoutout to @marshmellowman for bringing it. We will be getting those added and in the mix today.
So on to this weeks challenge!
The Tasks
- Tell us a joke in the comments. 1 LOLZ
- Re-blog this post, and tell us you did in the comments. 1 LOLZ
- Tag a friend. 1 LOLZ
You don't need to upvote this post, but it wwould be much appreciated. All earnings will be staked to increase the curation value of the @lolzbot.
All rewards will be distributed via the LOLZ dropbot in the comments so be sure to leave a comment even if you only re-blogged the post and don't feel like telling a joke.
If we select your joke to include in the database, we will reward you with an additional 5 $LOLZ, and include you as the source for the joke (unless you prefer to be anonymous). Post as many jokes as you like, and earn an additional 5 $LOLZ for each joke selected for inclusion.
What We Are Looking For
Any joke can be posted and earn an $LOLZ, although we ask that you stay Safe For Work.
To be selected for inclusion in our database, your joke will need to be -
- Clean. LOLZ is kid friendly. Please, no dirty, racial, or potty humor.
- Short. We prefer jokes with short setups and punch lines.
- Funny! Or at least Punny.
Your joke does not to be original. Any joke you know will do.
Lets get this party started!
Come on people... MAKE US LAUGH!
About the LOLZ Project
LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain. Hive users can use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.
Help Support the LOLZ Project
Here are a few ways you can help the LOLZ Project.
- Use the !LOL and !LOLZ command often to tip fellow Hive authors.
- Upvote and re-Hive our posts. All rewards will be used to help cover server costs and increase curation value.
- If one of our jokes makes you smile, consider giving it an upvote.
- Follow @lolztoken and participate in our airdrops, contests, and giveaways.
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.
@mad-runner @libertycrypto27 @zottone444 @stefano.massari
Reblogged!
Ok, that is awesome. I would probably be served cold cat food at this restaurant! !DROPLOLZ 8
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An LOLZ Airdrop!
$LOLZ airdrop.@lozio71 - You received a 8.0
I was trying to explain the little investments and savings my client had but she didn't have much interest.
Reblogged and tagging @steemmatt
Thanks for this joke. I somehow didn't see all of these so am WAY behind on accepting them. Please accept my apologies and these late !DROPLOLZ 9
lolztoken.com
An LOLZ Airdrop!
$LOLZ airdrop.@theabsolute - You received a 9.0
What do you call a cow with no legs.
Ground beef
@brian.rrr
Reblogged btw
Thanks for this joke. I somehow didn't see all of these so am WAY behind on accepting them. Please accept my apologies and these late !DROPLOLZ 9
lolztoken.com
An LOLZ Airdrop!
$LOLZ airdrop.@teenagecrypto - You received a 9.0
There is usually only a limited amount of damage that can be done by dull or stupid people. For creating a truly monumental disaster, you need people with high IQs. - Thomas Sowell
Reblogged
Sorry I missed this earlier... !DROPLOLZ 2
lolztoken.com
An LOLZ Airdrop!
$LOLZ airdrop.@quotes-haven - You received a 2.0
Thanks! I appreciate that. 😊
No worries. 😊
Ich liebe den Token 😀
!LOLZ
lolztoken.com
I asked him to wait till after finals.
Credit: adedayoolumide
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/1)@lolztoken, I sent you an on behalf of @dragon-ti
Not sure this makes sense, but Google translate says I wanted to say...
Ich finde es toll, dass du den Token liebst
!LOLZ
lolztoken.com
A naughty frog.
Credit: fallingforward
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (11/10)@dragon-ti, I sent you an on behalf of @lolztoken
I’ve just reblogged and here’s my entry:
I’ve got a barrister friend with a cool accent. He doesn’t know much about the law but he makes a great cappuccino.
Got any jokes @killerwot?
I was wrecking my head trying to think of jokes, it's one of those things when someone asks me, I go blank.
No pressure 😅! Besides, this is a weekly thing so whenever one comes to you, you'll still have a shot 👍
!LOLZ.. thanks for the laugh. !DROPLOLZ 7
lolztoken.com
I do.
Credit: marshmellowman
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (9/10)@elementm, I sent you an on behalf of @lolztoken
lolztoken.com
An LOLZ Airdrop!
$LOLZ airdrop.@elementm - You received a 7.0
Thanks, that IS better than a kick in the teeth! 😁
I say to you a reverse joke.
Start laughing 😜
I reblog this
@blumela
Thanks for the laugh !LOLZ
lolztoken.com
When I got my coffee it was marked Clark.
Credit: lobaobh
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (2/10)@bencwarmer, I sent you an on behalf of @lolztoken
I saw a tall blonde walking past my window yesterday. I knew she was tall, because I live on the second floor.
@elementm not the best joke in the world but at least it's something haha
It's a start lol!
Thanks for this joke. I somehow didn't see all of these so am WAY behind on accepting them. Please accept my apologies and these late !DROPLOLZ 8
lolztoken.com
An LOLZ Airdrop!
$LOLZ airdrop.@killerwot - You received a 8.0
Hahahha I was wondering what Joke, thanks so much!
A gentleman goes to the house of a fortune teller, as soon as he arrives he knocks on the door and the fortune-teller asks "Who is it?" And the gentleman exclaims: "Let's start well ...".
!LOLZ
!PGM
!LUV@lozio71 @coccodema @uggya
REBLOG IT!:)
lolztoken.com
This changes everything.
Credit: marshmellowman
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (2/6)@lolztoken, I sent you an on behalf of @blumela
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(2/4) gave you LUV.
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Idea simpatica... vale la pena provare... grazie per il tag @blumela
Thanks for the !LOL. I'm going to give you the full reward of 5 LOLZ for this contribution, but will edit it down a bit to something like @crrdlx suggested below. !DROPLOLZ 8
lolztoken.com
An LOLZ Airdrop!
$LOLZ airdrop.@blumela - You received a 8.0
lolztoken.com
They each got six months.
Credit: vcclothing
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (3/10)@blumela, I sent you an on behalf of @lolztoken
Man goes to fortune teller's door, "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Nevermind."
Spin-off from joke by @blumela :)
!LOLZ
lolztoken.com
but now I'm clean.
Credit: lofone
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (4/6)@crrdlx, I sent you an on behalf of @blumela
Thanks for the !LOLZ. I'm going to give you partial credit since you editted @blumela's joke. !DROPLOLZ 5
lolztoken.com
but now I'm clean.
Credit: lofone
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (4/10)@crrdlx, I sent you an on behalf of @lolztoken
lolztoken.com
An LOLZ Airdrop!
$LOLZ airdrop.@crrdlx - You received a 5.0
Thanks for the shout out!
Ill keep them coming starting here:
I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory: all I did was take a day off!
Dude... you are in our zone. Pure !LOLZ gold! Thanks!
lolztoken.com
I now live in constant fear.
Credit: bulldog-joy
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (19/10)@marshmellowman, I sent you an on behalf of @lolztoken
are any of these jokes worthy of some Lolz? gotta hustle to buy my buddy that coffee and get into the delegation pool.
Wow... I'm not sure what happened. I must have fallen asleep at the wheel. Yes, there are a bunch in there I will accept. I'm truely about to fall asleep at the wheel so I will go through them tomorrow. Here is an !LOLZ to add to your stake, and then I'll send you some more after I go through these and add them to the database.
lolztoken.com
There, their, they're.
Credit: reddit
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (2/10)@marshmellowman, I sent you an on behalf of @lolztoken
Kool Kool i hope you do not crash behind that wheel.
!PIZZA !BEER !HIVEBITS
Locked in, loving it. Looking forward to what you'all are building. We all need to laugh and this project does just that....and more!
What a little mermaid does at the bottom of the sea? She plays with a whale XD
@atnazo @skgcrypto
Hahaha. Thanks for the !LOLZ. !DROPLOLZ 2
lolztoken.com
Because they know how to multiply.
Credit: theabsolute
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (10/10)@bokica80, I sent you an on behalf of @lolztoken
lolztoken.com
An LOLZ Airdrop!
$LOLZ airdrop.@bokica80 - You received a 2.0
I am so much addicted to hive that i mistake the messages to WhatsApp
Reblogged!
Thanks for the !LOLZ
lolztoken.com
A penguin with a sunburn.
Credit: captaincryptic
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (5/10)@emeka4, I sent you an on behalf of @lolztoken
I reblog you, but... I can't say a joke 😞
But i love laughing with you! 😂
@uggya come here with me!
manco fossimo nella fontana di trevi come nella dolce vita! mi sento un po' Mastroianni!
Thanks so much... !DROPLOLZ 4
lolztoken.com
An LOLZ Airdrop!
$LOLZ airdrop.@coccodema - You received a 4.0
Right now, don't have any joke to share bt we always share wen I discover one... just reblogged.... I love to laugh and glad to join the community
We are so glad to have you! !LOLZ !DROPLOLZ 2
lolztoken.com
An LOLZ Airdrop!
$LOLZ airdrop.@pro-elina - You received a 2.0
lolztoken.com
but now I'm clean.
Credit: lofone
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (6/10)@pro-elina, I sent you an on behalf of @lolztoken
Similar to one I sent a few weeks ago:
What do you call bears with no ears? B.
Reblogged
Keep on laughing!
!LUV
!LOLZ took me a second... but that's good. !DROPLOLZ 7
lolztoken.com
An LOLZ Airdrop!
$LOLZ airdrop.@manuvert - You received a 7.0
lolztoken.com
should burn in hello.
Credit: marshmellowman
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (7/10)@manuvert, I sent you an on behalf of @lolztoken
Thanks a bunch! Like I often say, the dumber, the better! Well, for jokes anyways...
(1/1) gave you LUV.
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And a quick one that I read recently:
How do flat-earthers travel? On a plane.
!LOLZ !DROPLOLZ 5 more!
lolztoken.com
An LOLZ Airdrop!
$LOLZ airdrop.@manuvert - You received a 5.0
lolztoken.com
I asked him to wait till after finals.
Credit: adedayoolumide
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (8/10)@manuvert, I sent you an on behalf of @lolztoken
Do not spell part backwards. It’s a trap.
Why do bees hum? They don’t remember the lyrics!
Thanks for explaining the word “many” to me, it means a lot.
!DROPLOLZ 5
lolztoken.com
An LOLZ Airdrop!
$LOLZ airdrop.@marshmellowman - You received a 5.0
R.I.P boiled water. You will be mist.
Already have that one.
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Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He didn’t get hurt
because it was a soft drink.
!DROPLOLZ 5
lolztoken.com
An LOLZ Airdrop!
$LOLZ airdrop.@marshmellowman - You received a 5.0
At what age is it appropriate to tell my dog that he’s adopted?
The future, the present and the past walked into a bar. Things got a little tense.
I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
Smoking will kill you… Bacon will kill you… And yet, smoking bacon will cure it.
!LOLZ !DROPLOLZ 5
lolztoken.com
They'd crack each other up.
Credit: gillianpearce
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (11/10)@marshmellowman, I sent you an on behalf of @lolztoken
lolztoken.com
An LOLZ Airdrop!
$LOLZ airdrop.@marshmellowman - You received a 5.0
I was addicted to the hokey pokey… but thankfully, I turned myself around.
Have heard that one.. but !DROPLOLZ 5
lolztoken.com
An LOLZ Airdrop!
$LOLZ airdrop.@marshmellowman - You received a 5.0
The Man Who Created Autocorrect Has Died. Restaurant In Peace.
!DROPLOLZ 5
lolztoken.com
An LOLZ Airdrop!
$LOLZ airdrop.@marshmellowman - You received a 5.0
I recently decided to sell my vacuum cleaner — all it was doing was gathering dust.
!DROPLOLZ 5
lolztoken.com
An LOLZ Airdrop!
$LOLZ airdrop.@marshmellowman - You received a 5.0
Whenever I lose my TV controller, I always find it at a remote location
!DROPLOLZ 5
lolztoken.com
An LOLZ Airdrop!
$LOLZ airdrop.@marshmellowman - You received a 5.0
My math teacher called me average — it’s so mean!
I'm a math geek so bonus points.... !DROPLOLZ 7
lolztoken.com
An LOLZ Airdrop!
$LOLZ airdrop.@marshmellowman - You received a 7.0
!PIZZA
I’m skeptical of anyone who tells me they do yoga every day — that’s a bit of a stretch.
I was wondering why the ball kept getting bigger and bigger, and then it hit me.
The person who invented knock knock jokes should get a no bell prize.
The other day I asked the banker to check my balance, so she pushed me.
!DROPLOLZ 5
lolztoken.com
An LOLZ Airdrop!
$LOLZ airdrop.@marshmellowman - You received a 5.0
I didn’t like my beard at first, but it grew on me.
!DROPLOLZ 5
lolztoken.com
An LOLZ Airdrop!
$LOLZ airdrop.@marshmellowman - You received a 5.0
A baseball walks into a bar — the bartender throws it out.
I doubt, therefore I might be.
When everything is coming your way — you’re in the wrong lane.
!DROPLOLZ 5
lolztoken.com
An LOLZ Airdrop!
$LOLZ airdrop.@marshmellowman - You received a 5.0
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!DROPLOLZ 5
lolztoken.com
An LOLZ Airdrop!
$LOLZ airdrop.@marshmellowman - You received a 5.0
Where there’s a will, there’s a relative.
!LOLZ !DROPLOLZ 5
lolztoken.com
they’re so full of themselves.
Credit: marshmellowman
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (10/10)@marshmellowman, I sent you an on behalf of @lolztoken
lolztoken.com
An LOLZ Airdrop!
$LOLZ airdrop.@marshmellowman - You received a 5.0
What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common? They're both Paris sites.
!DROPLOLZ 5
lolztoken.com
An LOLZ Airdrop!
$LOLZ airdrop.@marshmellowman - You received a 5.0
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofishticated.
Got that one too.
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y.
!DROPLOLZ 5
lolztoken.com
An LOLZ Airdrop!
$LOLZ airdrop.@marshmellowman - You received a 5.0
How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.
!DROPLOLZ 5
lolztoken.com
An LOLZ Airdrop!
$LOLZ airdrop.@marshmellowman - You received a 5.0
I can't believe I keep on looking for my phone for almost 1 hour, only to find out that the phone is in my hand
I don't trust those trees. They seem kind of shady.
!DROPLOLZ 5
lolztoken.com
An LOLZ Airdrop!
$LOLZ airdrop.@marshmellowman - You received a 5.0
How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut.
!DROPLOLZ 5
lolztoken.com
An LOLZ Airdrop!
$LOLZ airdrop.@marshmellowman - You received a 5.0
Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up.
Already got that one.
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