Ha! The pie was absolutely horrible - pure bitterness without a shred of appealing quality to redeem it. Worst pie ever. Never making it again. Is that soothing?
Oh my, that full-on Aussie accent. You'd better tell your wife to bring a fly swatter to beat back all the American women that will be falling over you. Be prepared for a lot of questions about crocodiles. The expectation for you having wrestled at least one will be very high.
Loo, now I know you're deflecting and trying to make me feel better. There's no way that pie was anything but legit! It's ok, one of us had legit pie, that's better than none of us.
Lol, hopefully ones that work out and eat well, I'd hate to get squashed.
I'll make up some awesome croc-wrestling stories...well, in truth I won't have to make them up, we all wrestle crocodiles in our spare time. Crikey!
You know, that's a good point. It is probably going to be a mixed bag. Might also want to bring some pepper spray ;)
Lol, and a first aid kit.