Californication
Happy Monday my fellow Steemians. @bigpchef here with another edition of Bigpdoesweed I hope everyone had a wonderful weekend and is ready to tackle the week ahead. I have a special doober for you today. It's equal parts ridiculous and necessary. Thanks again to the Tuck clan for the love and support. Let's do this...
I think my problem with living in such close proximity to readily available weed, is that I live in such close proximity to readily available weed.
Me: Dude, what the hell are you going to do with so much weed?
Also Me: You mean besides smoke it?
Me: Well, yeah...
Also Me: I know, maybe I should make another absurd doobski and share it with my fellow Steemians.
Me: Yeah, you do that...
Also Me: I will do that...
Me: Why don't you go do something productive and make something of yourself?
Also Me: Shiii, you know what I am gonna make? A crazy ass doobski. That's what I am gonna make.
Me: Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Also Me: Weeeeeeeeeee!
Behold the fruit of my conversation from above:
Oh Lordy, What Have You Done Now, BigP?
So, I kinda sorta took 6 grams of top shelf indica bud, about a gram of shatter, a sprinkle of kief, a dash of cold water hash, and turned it into a lifted essential. A lifted essential? Oh you mean, something that is essential to get you lifted? Yes, exactly. Okay then, are you going to share with us how you gave birth to this monstrosity? Why yes I am...{Stop talking to yourself, you fool!}
The What & The How
Bud: Biscotti, Indica Dominant Hybrid- GG #4 x Gelato #45 x Girl Scout Cookies -that some Caligula type shenanigans-
6 grams or so.
Concentrate: Gelato # 25 Gold Coast Extracts Trim Run 1 gram shatter.
Bubble hash, your favorite kief, papers, grinder, filter tips, glass mouthpiece, and a razor blade will be needed as well to pull of this utter nonsense.
I Gift You The Process
Any true stoner should be able to pull this off without too much trouble. I have simply cut open a rolled doob, and wrapped it with flattened out shatter. Then I used the bud rolled shatter inside another, larger doobskie. The pictures are pretty self explanatory. Please take care when cutting open the doob, as to not cause injury to your weed, or yourself. As you can see, I broke the log. Not my fault though, the bud was hella sticky and the paper wanted to come with.
There really isn't much to it. Just takes a little practice. In fact this is not a very good job, the work could have been better. But, the bud broke, and the shatter was just not enough. You need about two grams of shatter properly flattened out the length of the entire joint to get the full effect of the madness. BUTTTT, make sure you have a small nest egg set aside, this Dr. Weedenstein Joint cost about $110 bucks to make; so practice wisely. (You could always use lesser quality ingredients, but what's the fun in that?!)
There you have it my ganja loving friends. I hope you enjoyed this post. If you have any questions, please do not hesitate to ask. I'll do my best to talk you through the process if you actually want to give this a go. Now, I just gotta go find a place to smoke this bad boy. Thanks again for your time. If you enjoyed your read, I would greatly appreciate a follow https://steemit.com/@bigpchef
Take Care & Have A Wild Ride
LOL!! Just Kidding, Or Am I...
Looks like a good time to me. What's next?
Thank you. That's a great question Dank. I'm headed to a dispensary tomorrow that just happens to be near the beach. Maybe I can find some inspiration. Stay tuned...
Nice, @bigpchef + @tuck-fheman. Abomination never looked so good! Puff. Pass. Peace.
Haha, thank you!
That's a lot of money to spend on one joint, fair play to you, good sir.
Yeah it is. But, hey, peace, love, and happiness is all you need. I think this doobski has a good chance of providing that...
Most definitely.
Nice recipe. I used to hang with the best of them but that shit would knock a mf'er out. @bigpchef + @tuck-fheman send me an addy. I'm tryna roll.
Abomination is the thing we hate most but you played with it very well.
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Americans do supersize like no other, be safe bro! That shit looks like it can choke out an elephant!
F'ing impressive!
Lol!! That they do. Thank you for reading, brother. I'm gonna go find me an elephant and put it to the test.
With instuctional pictures, we are in heaven now. Thanks for the share.
Ha, thank you, sir. Enjoy!!
Nicely done... :))
Thanks
amazing,,
:D Thank you!
@tuck-fheman. Wake and bake bro, just hitting up a joint and going through your post. Have been laughing at the toad beside the joint. what a good time to be alive.#OneLove#Peace#