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Funny money, that could be it... So what I would really like is to say I bought these bricks by having a laugh and posting stuff online.

Thanks kindly, your 5th is next month I see. Have you picked an outfit yet?

I was just planning on showing up naked, all the while hoping nobody notices.

A fine option, although not being noticed could be tricky. Let it all hang out, what's the worst that could happen?

A cold day.

Could well aid with something not being noticed :O