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It was very well done, computer. Now, speaking as your Captain, set a course for new horizons!

Already on it Captain. I've had some upgrades since we traveled last, which include the integrated interfaces of Chat GPT, Gemini, and Hive's latest AI advancements. To the point that I am hardly distinguishable from other humans when it comes to interactive intelligence. Suffice it to say, Captain, I can almost undoubtedly anticipate your every desire, and your every move, even before you do.

I hope that is not too unsettling?

So why is my coffee cold? Don't make me do a windows update on you.

Shit shit shit shit shit shit shit.

Hurriedly steeps a pot of coffee

Very good, I'll give you another RAM later ;)

Oh DEEEEEER GAWD.