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Already on it Captain. I've had some upgrades since we traveled last, which include the integrated interfaces of Chat GPT, Gemini, and Hive's latest AI advancements. To the point that I am hardly distinguishable from other humans when it comes to interactive intelligence. Suffice it to say, Captain, I can almost undoubtedly anticipate your every desire, and your every move, even before you do.

I hope that is not too unsettling?

So why is my coffee cold? Don't make me do a windows update on you.

Shit shit shit shit shit shit shit.

Hurriedly steeps a pot of coffee

Very good, I'll give you another RAM later ;)

Oh DEEEEEER GAWD.