I wish a freelancer would be a free lancer instead, working maybe with a horse and a lance. I'm not sure what you could do nowadays with those.
You could at least get awesome photos from someone on a horse with a lance.
I'm somehow assuming your job is related to photography, so I hope you can at least appreciate the mental image.
I most certainly appreciate every mental images that are thrown to me! At me. Whichever.
I'm sure a horse could be very useful greenhouse assembler buddies.