Definitely *Not* A Cards Against Humanity Contest - Week 6

Hello again, contestants! We made it through Week 5 in spite of the best efforts of a hurricane called Michael, and now I'm back for another exciting round of Cryptos Against Humanity. For those of you familiar with the party game of a similar name, it's a copy with a twist. For those of you not familiar with the party game Cards Against Humanity, check out the Week 1 post for more details.

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Week 5 Summary

Here is the prompt from last week:

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There were 16 entries in Week 5! Here they are in no particular order:

ContestantBlank 1Blank 2Link
@blanchyLord of the LostMusicArticle
@bengyBudičinaTime zone(s)Article
@blockuratorDeath by GPShazardous conditionsArticle
@muscaraNakasero103 guest rooms, a swimming pool, two restaurants, two bars, a shopping arcade, and a gymnasium.Article
@isarmoewea specific personUnited StatesArticle
@iamjadelineSurgeonHair-containing cystArticle
@hyperbolean AmericanPrivacyArticle
@mimismartypantsSnow Harp16 NationsArticle
@bidesignHackerinternetArticle
@a0ithe 'queen of knitting'Euclidean geometry*Article
@corpsvaluesthe 44th worst game of all timeguttural voice actingArticle
@atra-araneaMusicBelgium, Switzerland, Canada, and North Africa.Article
@mariannewestHandgun World Shootbronze and goldArticle
@rapier-e01Anargyros SotirakopoulosGreeceArticle
@justnyzAmericanHuman RightsArticle
@missladybugboxercountryArticle

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Week 5 Winners

This was a tough card... so tough that @fromage didn't even submit an answer to his own prompt :P But a few of you got lucky. Or maybe you're just that good ;)

My Personal Favorite

I am become
Surgeon
destroyer of
Hair-containing cyst

by @iamjadeline. Congratulations! Truly a sublime entry that make me laugh out loud and turn my stomach at the same time.

The Crowd Favorite

I am become
a specific person
destroyer of
United States

by @isarmoewe. Congratulations!

The RNG Award

I am become
the 44th worst game of all time
destroyer of
guttural voice acting

by @corpsvalues. Congratulations!

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Rules

TLDR; answer the prompt as a comment on this post using words from a random Wikipedia article

  1. No resteem or upvote is necessary, although it is greatly appreciated. If I get paid out more than more than 4 liquid STEEM from these posts, I will increase the number of winners.
  2. Use the Random Article feature on Wikipedia to get your valid list of words (your "White Cards", for those of you familiar with the actual party game). This link will take you to a random article. You can use any word(s) on the screen - intro, nav bar, anything!
  3. Answer in the form of a comment on this post. The format of your comment should be two lines: your answer word(s), and the link to the article you used (see sample answer to this week's prompt below)
  4. If you want to keep rolling for new random articles, that's your decision, although it's not in the spirit of the game. If you get a very short "stub" article or something written in another language, feel free to roll again though!
  5. If you intentionally use a specific Wikipedia article, I can't stop you, but again, it's not in the spirit of the game.

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This Week's Prompt

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My Sample Answer

This is the qualifying format I'm looking for in your comment down below:

Peters
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Peters_(shortstop)

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Prizes

There will be three shares of SBI awarded as prizes.

  1. One share to my own personal favorite
  2. One share to the crowd favorite (as measured by the number of upvotes, not the dollar amount)
  3. One share to a random qualifying entry

I've also set a small Steem Bounty on this post. All valid entries will qualify. I'd also recommend subscribing to @dustsweeper for maximum benefit.

This contest will run for a week, at which time I'll close it out, announce the winners, and kick off the next round.

Anyway, thanks for playing, and have fun! Here's the random Wikipedia article link again. See you in the comments below!

I turned off the NSFW filter on Steemit and was shocked to find a post about _______.

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I've got lucky again I think.

The very first one from random Wiki:

Alex, the "Vagina Slayer".
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Ink_Crew_(season_7)

That's crazy lucky, hahaha. Wow!

Tell me about it. I was soooooo happy you know. Haha. Never been so lucky!

I am not sure why when click on the link above it is not directed to the one I saw. The one I first got into is the Black Ink Crew (season 7).

But the link above only direct you to the Black Ink Crew.

The (season_7) somehow can't be included into the link. I hope you get what I meant.

The Alex Vagina Slayer was found in the Black Ink Crew Season 7's link (the first one I got from random Wiki).

1572 in poetry
Nationality words link to articles with information on the nation's poetry or literature (for instance, Irish or France).

Chalk it up to Rule 34 I guess.

Objects of different shapes (spheres, and cylinders that are infinite in one direction)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hoop_Conjecture

Lol, perfect shapes for many use cases!

Yikes. Yikes. Yikes.

Groom of the Bedchamber

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sidney_Godolphin,_1st_Earl_of_Godolphin

Cool! It's this time of the week again! And wow, I can't believe I managed to get a better wiki entry embowed with greater length!

Truly an above-average week for you after a few embarrassingly short showings!

Lol congrats to all the winners!! Here's my entry for this week:

retired Bulgarian rhythmic gymnast
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Galina_Tancheva

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Hahah this one is great!! And you were sure to throw in "retired" just for the cringe factor, too. Well played my friend!

Lol thanks dude!! I lucked out this week with a very fitting article!! Loving this contest!! So much fun reading the entries!!

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Ha ha! Great fit!

Lol i really lucked out this week!! I was like yeeessssss!!!

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Ahhhhh this is perfect!! Hahaha.

Thanx for the reply and an upvote, just made my day... :D

Lol!!! Good one 😂😂👌

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ahh I also got a stub article and was going to use this! hahaha

I turned off the NSFW filter on Steemit and was shocked to find a post about....CURRENT EVENTS
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Po%C5%BCd%C5%BCenice

Hahahah, that's great! And so true too, haha.

No new round this week? :(

Was traveling, new round will be up in about an hour :)

Here's what I got xD

I turned off the NSFW filter on Steemit and was shocked to find a post about collaboration of the all religions
Wiki link:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dhandwar

The more, the merrier.

Non-linear models

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mathieu_Lewin

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"Math is hot", said no one ever.

Um, SO MANY PEOPLE have said that (when stuck in a math class while the air conditioning was broken on a blistering Los Angeles September day).

Love of My Life

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Summer_Tour_(Erykah_Badu)

yes.
Yes.
YEESSSS!!!!

I mean, it's not really complete without "the," but it's so, so fitting. Oh, and since steemit can't handle links with parenthesis, it won't go through - it's the (Erykah_Badu) one though (fourth from the top)

Ha ha, that must have been a surprise to find them there!

I think I would be upset, not happy. Haha, nice find!

I turned off the NSFW filter on Steemit and was shocked to find a post about.....

an Italian Dominican friar, philosopher, mathematician, poet, and cosmological theorist

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giordano_Bruno

They always said that knowledge is sexy...

Here's my entry this was soo random haha.

List of mountains of the Alps above 3000 m
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_mountains_of_the_Alps_above_3000_m

Mountains... I guess there's a loose correlation to something there ;)

I turned off the NSFW filter on Steemit and was shocked to find a post about fatty acid mimics
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Firefly_luciferin

Hey some people are allergic to silicone based lubricants. Gotta go with those natural oils, especially when they glow in the dark.

glow in the dark lube.... nothing could go wrong there.

Those things can be pretty cool... I guess you could get really excited about it.

Yes I am . I have 2 planted aquarium I learn in youtube etc .

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one of three women elected to the National Assembly immediately after independence.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gladys_Anoma

Hahaha, smart - the other two will star in sequels.

I figured I was disqualified, heh.

Here's my entry for this one:

a "reverse pin".

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skewer_(chess)

I'm sure that's in the Kama Sutra somewhere.

My mind can only imagine what this would look like... Hopefully it wasn't the men's team :P

Actually I WAS hoping it was the men's team, lol.

Survey on intertidal sponges
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chek_Jawa

For extra credit: the wetlands

Haha, love the extra credit - approved for fast track to short list :)

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Thank you so much for the pick!

And congratulations who participated too.
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Another fun one this week. :)