A man rubbed a lamp and a genie came out and was granted 1 wish
“I wish I had a matte black yacht, a matte black private jet, a fleet of matte black cars, bikes, speedboats, seadoos etc” the man said.
The genie replied “that is beyond my power, choose another wish”
So the man said
“Ok so I wish for the steemit team to make steem great again”
And the genie replied.
“You said matte black everything right?”