One persons trash is another's responsibility.
I'm keeping this one. No. I'm stealing it without your permission. This witty remark is gold for the nth times I have to clean up someone else's trash. Now I have a witty comment for it.
For all other entries, a fever dream of lessons and mundane funny~
Pssh, you can have it. I'm flattered. What's up man? I've seen you pass through a lotta times, much appreciate all the support however long we've been doing this. Congrats on all your success here. Ok, I'm going back in character.
Wish it wasn't true but a dirtbag just inspired that one a couple days ago. I was sitting on the porch, dog's in the yard, fuckin piece of shit dropped a Mtn Dew can out the window cuz that's how tf these short-breathers quench their thirst, Mtn. Dew, right in front of my house.
THANKS!!
Quickest thing I had on short notice.
He didn't say anything. Slammed the accelerator actually but that thing rolled down the hill right on my lawn.
I'll get that for you! Beep beep.
Not sure how I came upon your radar but I've been scheduling some posts and automate the votes. Been stepping out off Hive touching grass while pretending to be active. As for the success, hard to internalize what that success is since any sort of achievement I earn has to be consciously filtered not to get it to my head, I appreciate the compliments but the praise can be too much at times.
I don't know if you've seen through your charitable virtue but patience for other people's unsavory acts has its merits, like avoiding law suits for bodily harm, good job! That's remarkable depending on which part of the world you live.
Let's just say people living in my area tend to resort to violence and machetes (guns too) if their "honor" has been sullied for pettier things. Just 3rd worlder things~
If there's a badge for brutal honesty, you're a shoe-in. Love it! Guess I coulda just said you're in my favorites but didn't wanna sound all me-me-me.