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Ennit. Innit?

Iddin'it, doncha'no?

Dew-eye? Haveye? (or Aveye? if you're among the people)

Yaw'right? Welly's aren't they? Opsolutelay chuckin'it down, yea?

Sure, roit? Wannagit pissed, don'teye?

Oh, gosh! Yer juss so loavely at this arncha?

Well, I've gotten aunt from 'cross the pond, haventeye? Plus, I watch a bit of Bri-ish telly, deny?

You should reapply for citizenship, with this thread as proof that you belong.