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I took her there once, couldn't find a beret that matched. Females. Now we go to the headshop.

Did you know when a dog buries their head deep inside a delicious cow pie, all they really want is the maggots?

I did not, and there's numerous places where maggots are more accessible, too. I just found out the other day Moonpies, speaking of pi, originated in Tennessee, those and Mtn Dew. I was just like, no wonder they don't have teeth and can't fit in an airplane seat and now this.. berries.

Did you know a marble can go right through a dog? I wonder how many vitamins are in those.

For the amount of shit out there, there sure is a low ratio of marbles.

Makes sense. People lose them.

Nonsense. They knew where it was when they didn't step in it.