Great post for several reasons. I'll give you the first one first or should I have typed, I'll give you the 1st 1 1st, which would require less finding the correct letters on the keyboard. That explanation just required more searching for the correct symbols needed for this reply. What the hell have I done?
You hit the nail on the head with every point made in this work of art, not ART like in a person's name. Funny stuff, say what you feel no matter the cost, reality stuck out there with no punches pulled, bullshit is bullshit.
Keep on practicing holding your tongue, although I feel that may be impossible when provoked.
I'm originally from Iran, that ain't funny, it's hilarious. One after the next, they just keep coming!
Now for the second reason I loved this post.
I'm up early, having coffee on the front porch, it's about 5:30. The next thing I know Robin is sitting there having coffee with me. That doesn't happen too often, especially at that time in the morning. It's either too early or too cold for her to even consider joining me, her loss.
She sits down, takes her first swig of brew, and proceeds to tell me she had a terrible night's sleep. I ask her what's up and a nightmare is the reason for the sleepless night. In her dream, I've died. I asked her if I had gone peacefully. She tells me that she just found me dead. That's good, no suffering along the way, just death. For the next 10 minutes or so I'm trying to assure her that I ain't going anywhere and if I do she'd be just fine. That took some convincing and she still isn't sure.
Now, back to 5:30 in the morning, I'm sipping coffee and on PeakD just looking to see what some folks are saying and saw you had something new out. I decided that after talking about my demise and assuring Robin that she'd be okay, we needed to lighten the mood. Thanks for that. I spent the next 10 minutes, probably 20 minutes reading and rereading, We're All Gonna Die. Slowly the mood changed. By the time I'm halfway through, we're both laughing out loud. Then comes the BOMB, literally, now we both have a few tears running down our cheeks from laughing so hard. We both agree it's a good thing Pura doesn't read what you write and then she does read every single word.😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁
As will be the case girls will side with girls. The wife's response, when you gotta go you gotta go.
My response was, there are 3 bathrooms in the house, come on now.
The worst part about it all, Pura turned off the light.
Mood changed and we're all good now, thanks buddy.
If I could reblog this comment I would. I'm on the treadmill right now.. Knee, eh?? = } I swear if anyone watched me read that they wanna know what in The South made him so happy?!
I really don't know how else to say for a pair of virtual strangers, both you and Robin, the confidence is real. Dude, thanks more than these words.
I'll smoke to that.
Geez, how inconsiderate of me... I'm glad you're not dead, too.
Being not dead is great, I got too much to do and the list keeps growing.
I think I'll join you.