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I'm not attacking you!

So you are basically against sarcasm? To be honest I think you get annoyed at small things, take them very seriously, and go to great lengths to prove a point that just isn't important.
Saying something sarcastic doesn't mean I'm a troll. It was just a silly comment that I didn't think you would have taken so seriously. But it seems that you can't handle even slightly sarcastic remarks.