You make my case perfectly. You wanted to be satirical, it was an escape of sorts. Yet, you found yourself in that joke.
It's best to laugh instead of crying. Comedy is the ultimate escape. Now, this persona of yours gives you inspiration to act in a specific way.
Listen, your persona on stage and I mean this literally, when you sing. Is infused with "the butt" persona. Over the top, like it's still the 80's and glam rock is still God's gift to humanity, but you gotta dial it down for the sake of the kids only a notch.
I insist, your name supports my little thesis! hahahaha