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Plus it is a small town so it's not like living in the concrete jungle and the forest is a short walk away right?

That's completely true, and that's why I like to live here: The center of the town is as close as the nature :)
!BEER

That is a good set up. The only problem is nosy old ladies who won't let you get away with anything!

Oh, these old ladies like me, because I am a nice guy - I mean, I pretend to be a nice guy, because I want to live longer, and it works fine 😉
!BEER

lol! You fake them out! That's brilliant, I would too.
They probably even think you are the sweetest thing!

Right - I'm like Dr. Jeckyll and Mr. Hyde ;)
!BEER

Yeah, when you are not around them you are a Krampus!