I've had a look at HiveSQL today - I think I found info about it in one of your Brit List posts. That's something I've got on my list to take a look at this week.
My first assignment is due in two weeks on Monday. I have to carry out a guided analysis of data an have the option of using something provided or source my own. It may come in useful there as long as I can work it out quickly.
Give me a shout if you need any help.