You are viewing a single comment's thread from:RE: Official Communiqué from the Church of PigletView the full contexterodedthoughts (67)in #piglet • 7 years ago If this is a church, where the hell is the wine? Wine and bacon sounds damn fine!
Wine is only served to paying members. Bacon is never served; those asking for it are fed to the pigs, as we are a church of modest means. And we can't do rhyme.
lol, I did not mean to rhyme.
If feed to the pigs, do I become godly?
We do keep an eye on the pig excrement produced, but haven't found any sign of godliness in it so far.