Doyle Brunson - Have to have the legend
Jennifer Tilly - She'd take all my money and probably drink me under the table. Then I'd propose.
Scotty Nguyen - He's a classic. "You call, it's all going to be over baby!"
Sam Farha - Just for the staredown. He'd blow smoke in my face and I would spit tobacco juice in his eye.
Mike Matusow - Only so I would be the second biggest donk at the table. Good for a laugh when he loses it.
Chops 316 - My house. I'll crank up some Slayer and throw all of them off their game. Hell Awaits!
I'd invite Negreanu, he seems like a cool guy, but I'm convinced he can read minds. Helmuth is out, I'd probably end up killing him. Dwan is out too because I don't think I could resist slapping that stupid look off his face.
LMAO!! Yes! Your list is excellent. Thank you for playing, sir.