TODAY ON CNN....
AMERICA ..... WE HAVE PROOF...(that we cant show you because its classified) but we are telling the TRUTH (CIA pinky swear)
And you saw it ..A RUSSIAN named SETH RICHov hacked the election ...IT's TRUE!!! Apparently these russian hackers call themselves LOL TROLLED!! AGAIN WE HAVE PROOF... we will stand by the documents that we distributed to (mis) inform you of THE RUSSIAN THREAT (ignore that we have put a missile shield right on Russia's boarders)...
THEY are the AGGRESSOR you saw what they did to our "moderate" rebels in SYRIA (that we funded) ...They HAD NO EFFECT against them!!!! (once the russian left) they are taking ground...It's obvious it's a plot to fool you but we are SMRTER than they are....A UNNAMED SOURCE (made up) FROM THE CIA HAS CONFIRMED TO US...ISIS ON AND HAVE BECOME MODERATE RUSSIAN HACKER ISIS KILLERS.... (fuck we need a war to cover our interest of a stolen economy)...please anyone?
IRAN? Im fucking shooting at your patrol boats within your borders.... come ON lets fight!!!
NORTH KOREA??? You think you can shoot your 2 megatonne fireworks at us? Ours are bigger (100 to 500 mega tonne) and we should get together and we can show you how to REALLY brainwash your people better.
China????? you trying to steal our racket???? You guys and your gold backed currency and your total financial dominance using a stupid idea.....being fair???? ...HA YOUR DOING IT WRONG.....hahaha Why don't you go to your island (that we should have thought of but couldn't do because we were to busy stealing taxpayers money). WANNA FIGHT????? COME ON !!!! FIGHT ME BRO.....don't look at wall street crashing and people rioting .....MY EYES ARE HERE....FIGHT ME BRO (before it all comes apart and people realize what we're doing....)
I CANT HEAR YOU OVER THAT EMERGENCY BROADCAST BULLSHIT SCREAMING.....
FUCK TAKING SHELTER MOTHER FUCKERS, IM AMERICAN AND WE DON'T BACK DOWN FROM NOBODY!!!!!!
AM I FUCKING RIGHT AMERICA????
****uuuhhh sounds logical to me....oo new IPHONE 9 super cool!!****!
Because they have all the weapons. I am really starting to hate the robot arms race between Russia, US and China.
TODAY ON CNN....
AMERICA ..... WE HAVE PROOF...(that we cant show you because its classified) but we are telling the TRUTH (CIA pinky swear)
And you saw it ..A RUSSIAN named SETH RICHov hacked the election ...IT's TRUE!!! Apparently these russian hackers call themselves LOL TROLLED!! AGAIN WE HAVE PROOF... we will stand by the documents that we distributed to (mis) inform you of THE RUSSIAN THREAT (ignore that we have put a missile shield right on Russia's boarders)...
THEY are the AGGRESSOR you saw what they did to our "moderate" rebels in SYRIA (that we funded) ...They HAD NO EFFECT against them!!!! (once the russian left) they are taking ground...It's obvious it's a plot to fool you but we are SMRTER than they are....A UNNAMED SOURCE (made up) FROM THE CIA HAS CONFIRMED TO US...ISIS ON AND HAVE BECOME MODERATE RUSSIAN HACKER ISIS KILLERS.... (fuck we need a war to cover our interest of a stolen economy)...please anyone?
IRAN? Im fucking shooting at your patrol boats within your borders.... come ON lets fight!!!
NORTH KOREA??? You think you can shoot your 2 megatonne fireworks at us? Ours are bigger (100 to 500 mega tonne) and we should get together and we can show you how to REALLY brainwash your people better.
China????? you trying to steal our racket???? You guys and your gold backed currency and your total financial dominance using a stupid idea.....being fair???? ...HA YOUR DOING IT WRONG.....hahaha Why don't you go to your island (that we should have thought of but couldn't do because we were to busy stealing taxpayers money). WANNA FIGHT????? COME ON !!!! FIGHT ME BRO.....don't look at wall street crashing and people rioting .....MY EYES ARE HERE....FIGHT ME BRO (before it all comes apart and people realize what we're doing....)
I CANT HEAR YOU OVER THAT EMERGENCY BROADCAST BULLSHIT SCREAMING.....
FUCK TAKING SHELTER MOTHER FUCKERS, IM AMERICAN AND WE DON'T BACK DOWN FROM NOBODY!!!!!!
AM I FUCKING RIGHT AMERICA????
****uuuhhh sounds logical to me....oo new IPHONE 9 super cool!!****!
THE END.