Call yourself an Albino Black Lesbian Female
Good idea in theory, pretty terrible in practice. How would somone explain that to their wife.
"Hey honey, technically nothing changes in our relationship, but... well.... uh... the PC police are harassing me and... uh...seeking asylum from my white male-ness... patriarchy... cisgender... AH NEVERMIND, I CAN'T DO IT, HAND ME A BEER I'M GOING TO GRILL SOMETHING." @ironshield
My wife would be fine with it. My middle daughter is a lesbian too, so we're all pretty open minded.
My wife is also intelligent enough to see how those terms cancel themselves out and it is me just using the PC and Gender Fluidity stupidity against them and showing how utterly stupid it is.