I’d go represent STEEM at a conference or maybe even do a stunt... first crypto blind date auction? Cross country trip on STEEM? First STEEM sponsorship on a PRCA rodeo athletes vest? Not sure.. but we need a good stunt.
Or I’ll just stop nagging everyone and go away.. that may be a good use of 5K STEEM 😛
EDIT.. actually I’d build a landing page for onboarding with a comprehensive “NormieTalk” users guide included, we need that.
...Powering down right now!
The price goes up to 10K if you are the one paying me to leave 🙂 😉