Much like the show Seinfeld, this topic is about nothing
Yes, you read that right. This topic is about nothing at all. I have nothing of substance to say and in this topic neither do you.
Rules
- Place a random comment in the comment section. It can be about anything, the more crazy and shocking the better. This contest is about having fun and reading the other entries so don't forget to upvote the entries that you thought were the craziest.
Upvote / Resteeming is not required but are appreciated and will help with increasing next weeks Bounty. Each week the Bounty amount depends on the support the game gets. This weeks bounty is 1 Steem and I will be upvoting 4/5 of the craziest comments giving them the lions share of the bounty.
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Yay!!
Thanks for the contest, @rentmoney - I had a blast participating!
Now, on to spending my new found wealth around the ladies.
Not sure what they're going to think of a bunch of papers with public/private BTC keys on them...
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@rentmoney scratch this. Added 100 more ;)
Why thank you good sir !
I once went to a strip club with a couple hundred fake dollar bills in hand. This chick took me to a private room and started to rub her body against all the right parts. I started letting bills fly (like a rapper in a music video), and she picked one up and started looking at it intently.
I was young, so I fessed up right away. "I'm so sorry, they're fake. They're all fake!". She said "Oh, it's ok hun..." and then in a deeper voice, "So am I."
LMAO ......
So, how many times did you go back ?
I'm pretty much a regular at this point.
I still can't tell them apart... but hey, neither can they ($$$) lol
Oo... Another Crazy Comment Contest!
I have SO much to say. Secrets to share. Wait! No I don’t! I can't say. I have no secrets. Yes. Right? What to say? Say Nothing. Comment Nothing. Wait, what? Yes! I have something to say! Ooo...
You are very good at saying nothing.
Thank you. It’s a special skill and when I apply myself I can really get nothing across.
Most of my mother in law's cookbooks are written in Norwegian. I don't speak (or read) Norwegian. But I still use her measuring spoons. They speak a universal language.
That is awesome !
I've been thinking about this decentralization thing which is a very hot topic and something some people care a great deal about. But here is the thing. we have something that was centralized since the time immemorial and that is the human body. We may decentralize all sorts of things. But our bodies are still centralized. Will decentralization bring more value to human bodies?
When looking at black market organ prices of abducted homeless people, I start to think that this is all true. Now only if we could cut out the middlemen and make the whole thing Peer 2 Peer..........
I am sure the internet already has a market for that somewhere.
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On a November morning, I went down to school to present my resignation letter at work and suddenly, just before giving my resignation, they give me a salary of one million pesos along with a motorcycle, hell it was the happiest moment of my life, but seeing the letter of resignation, they took a rubber and a zero to a million pesos, that such ha ha ha
At least you got to keep the motorcycle :)
I found this post, maybe a little late, but I really liked it very much, it is very good.
The Earth is Flat!
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If we were able to name alien races like stars, where commercial interests sell us this opportunity, then I would call dibs on the alien race from those 'Critter' movies. I would call them 'Razor Teethed Fuzz Balls'. 😎
I call dibs on the Predator Race and re-name them the hunter-gatherers.
Rock Chalk Jayhawk
My dad's side of the family is from the Kansas City area., and we are definitely what you'd call MIXED. You see, Grandpa was born in Pittsburgh, Kansas, while grandma's side of the family are old school Missouri, as in one of their (my) ancestors supposedly rode with Quantrill and Bill Anderson, and may have participated in the raid on Lawrence Kansas. Yes, that kind of old school Missouri (pronounced M'zura).
I lived in KC for a few years in the mid 80's, and JESUS but I still miss the barbecue. Never in all the years since have I had anything to match it. But food aside, I also remember the bumper stickers from rivals KU and UMKC, the one said "You can't spell 'Scum' without UM" and the other said, "I brake for small animals, except Jayhawks".
Can you believe it? I pulled a silver foil Selenia Sky 😁
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Nice, I got a platinum one last week.
Black Hawk Down!
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I have nothing crazy to comment
I have nothing crazy to respond to your comment with.
Will the nameless hero return any time soon?
Thou who shall not be named has returned.
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Hope you had a great African American Friday! I went to a gay frog parade, gravity was absent because the earth is flat. Konnichi wa!
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Plz, kindly increase the steem bounty payout, please, the 1.0 Steem might not be enough for all of us.
Thanks.
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As noted in the post, not everyone will get a share. This topic is more about having fun entering and reading some crazy comments then it is about the steembounty added. I only upvote 4 or 5 comments that I find the most amusing.
I appreciate the 'free' nature of the task at hand!
One of my favorite topics of discussion recently has been hugelkultur - the burying of wood. This wood, as it decomposes underground and thus locks carbon into the soil, becomes spongey and holds moisture, allowing the surrounding plants to resist drought easier!
These buried branches also activate soil microlife, including very much a plethora of fungi - these fungi help mobilize nutrients throughout the soil, raising fertility levels!
We are having a lot of fun burying wood around the world, taking pictures and coming back to observe the results over the years!
you make us for comment, great.. but the steem still down.. make me sad.
I don't think speaking Chinese can be that difficult when the Chinese do it with their eyes closed. Right?
Partiko for president!!!!!!!
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Sometimes nothing could be something. Remove the first two letter "no" and add "a" by giving a space which becomes "a thing".
If two sleepy friends are dozin, then 24 sleepy friends are gross.
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Artsy!\n\nDozin like dozen, and a gross is 144!
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