I can't read his stuff!
I also not, and probably it must be that excellent and above my head that I wouldn't even understand it using a translation software. :)
Don't you miss Germany with it's awesome beer and the finest steaks in the world.
There are rather nice alternatives - but it's true, from time to time a good steak is great as well.
All in all I don't miss Germany. You might be interested in this post in which I compare it with the Philippines.