See ya later then. If you're not in it for the long hall then don't let the door hit you in the arse as you leave. That's my thoughts on those who come for mainly financial gain but don't want any of the pain (see what I did there :)
Hopefully your letter is easy to copy and paste, though that shouldn't be a problem for some users on the platform anyway!!
OOOOOH SNAP!!! I see what you did there! Good times! Eff'm. Champagne for real friends and real pain for sham friends!