Almost two years on the platform and I am still not famous. I have made some of the most wonderful and clever posts on the Steem platform. Words? Who has better words than I? I HAVE THE BEST WORDS! My posts are the best posts, ask anyone. There is no one who posts as well as I post. The posts are making Steem great!
I never post too often. That is so I do not clog up the blockchain with irrelevant content and overwork the witnesses computers.
May all your GINABOT notifications be bidbot spam!
I should have been elected the CEO of Steemit, Inc. when I first joined. I definitely have the skills. How was I missed as a possible candidate? I mean, really, no one has better skills than me to run such a company! I have a full understanding of the blockchain concept. It is sort of like an ant hill where all the little ants help. See, I can explain complex subjects!
I am also not very demanding of people so, that takes care of the managerial aspects of a CEO position. Unfortunately, I do not play guitar. I could probably learn that skill quickly though. My hair is also epic!
In summary, since I have:
Not become rich and famous
Have no Lamborghini (or a VW for that matter)
Have not seen Steem moon
This post is a satire. I wanted to jump on the #ragequitfriday wagon. It is not intended to be taken seriously.
Thank you for taking the time to read my silly post. As always...
With over one hundred votes, there should be at least one comment. So I will just leave this here...
If you get a hundred votes but no comments, that right there is your hint that maybe it’s time to quit in a fit of rage.
!dramatoken
Hurray! A comment! Such a wonderful thing! I am elated! Now if I could only get my other rage-quitters to share their thoughts and #dramatokens. I now have three, I think. If I get 6 more I can give dramatokens away! Then I will feel relevant, sort of...
Purchase #dramatoken on steem-engine you say? I am too big of a tightwad for that!
Since you actually commented on my post, I am going to try and send you some shade!
!SHADE 1
Hi {} you need at least 100 SHADE tokens to share
Visit steem-engine.com to Trade
Or, visit @shadeserver to learn how to earn SHADE
Well, sorry about that. Guess I need to save up on some SHADE !
!SHADE 5
let's see if i can help that some
Why thank you so much!
Hi sgt-dan the SHADE tokens are on the way.
Thanks for sharing SHADE
To view or Trade SHADE visit steem-engine.com
Such drama, you've earned a DRAMA!
To view or trade
DRAMA
go to steem-engine.com.We are right behind you Sgt! Total BS. I don't have the lambo either. And I wrote songs about going to the Steem moon!!!
-Simgirl
You got me. Everybody knows that I am the gift that keeps on giving. Not in like the herpes kind of way, but in a nice way. Pleasant even. I mean, I won't even be a dick about your bitmoji wearing a pens sweater. I am willing to overlook that tiny character flaw.
I will leave the best comment ever because I have the best words. The best words means I have the good ones. Big words. Little words. Words in between big and little words. All words are mine and I will share them with the other best thing about me. My best friend is the second best word. Me is the first best. Comments are very important and I want you to follow me because I have a cat that likes turtles and snowcones. Sorry. Please. I like your post. Please follow me, okay? Okay.
Best words wishes to you, sgt-dan.
MO!
I followed! Now send 20.00 Steem and I will get you 2 more followers! Both are sock puppet accounts.
I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a follow today. Perhaps if you lent me 40.00 Steem, I could give you 20 for 12? Get on Discord if you can. I have good news to tell you.
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I'm running behind on commenting posts that were shared on PYPT, but I am glad I clicked the "upvote" button before the post paid-out! And I think you'd be a good CEO to whip the Steemit site in line! 😉
!SHADE 1
Thanks for engaging with posts presented on PYPT
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Thanks for sharing SHADE
To view or Trade SHADE visit steem-engine.com
Thank you very much!
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A wise decision, sir.
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Your UA account score is currently 4.762 which ranks you at #1537 across all Steem accounts.
Your rank has improved 190 places in the last three days (old rank 1727).
In our last Algorithmic Curation Round, consisting of 173 contributions, your post is ranked at #53.
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!SHADE 2
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