I love hearing people's perspectives.
I run from a similar premise as you. I've worked a few jobs where harassment was just part of the scene and everyone was having fun with it. On the other hand, I've watched truly unwanted harassment, and it was a rotten thing for the victim. Mostly, though, if a man harasses, "jail time." If a woman does, "lucky man."
I'm not a feminist. Even so, it's easy for me to see women as simply superior to men in so many ways. Maybe it's because women have been taken advantage of for so long and had to be strong. Maybe it's just genetics. Maybe it's because I simply know exceptional women. Whatever the case, I know some amazing women who are just better at everything than almost every man I know.
Whatever the case, when the chips fall, I agree with you. Us poor useless men. :)
I've seen some women harassed, I've seen men harassed, the only difference is that people help the woman who is harassed, and laugh at the man in the sam position for his discomfort and the fact that he can't really do anything.
I know a lot of powerful women, I was raised by them and I see them all the time, I don't think we need any extra help. Or maybe to get the jam jar open every once in a while ;)
The fact is, we both need each other to survive.