Did you know sex can explode?

The meaning of life is to satisfy one's deepest sexual fetishes by any means necessary.

Anyone that denies themselves the pleasure of striving towards that sexual dream that you have had since you entered puberty doesn't live their life; they live a life based on sexual denial and repression.

Are you together with a girlfriend that doesn't satisfy you or even comes close to bringing about your fetish? Well, you're fucked...

Do you want a super hot girl that goes to the gym and does awesome sports while you're still a fat slob? Well, yes you guessed it, you're fucked again!

Picture finding that erotic movie clip you've been looking for for months, or becoming aroused like hell at home. Now picture this times 1 000 000. Well, that's what you could have should you get to experience the same sorts of fetishistic events with a real girl in life and not some pixelated mess on a screen.

Now imagine this: All time spent being aroused at home could actually have been saved up, essentially invested in a ticking time-bomb of endless sexual pleasure. You didn't invest. So now that you finally lose your virginity with someone you never would imagine having sex with otherwise, it is not a bomb, but like popping a shabby grape (yes, that's your orgasm I'm referring to.)

So please ask yourselves, would you rather sit in front of a computer shooting stuff into the air or chase that exploding creature of sexual energy, ultimately generating a nuclear bomb of dual climax? It's up to you, and you're making the choice every time you choose the former.

Your penis breaks through time, and it's not from investing time in the chase.

Signed Crushed Penis

- crushedpenis