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crushedpenis (50)in #pain • 7 years ago
The Most Painful Things In The World [VOLUME: 2]
This is a series of small writing essays portraying some of the most goddamned painful things that can occur in the life of man. Composed by @crushedpenis 3: You have…
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crushedpenis (50)in #pain • 8 years ago
One of the Most Painful Facts in the World
The worst fact in the world might as well be that you sound like Gollum when you sing. -crushed-
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crushedpenis (50)in #pain • 8 years ago
The Most Painful Things In The World: Volume 1
You go out on a cringe fest with that cute girl from back in grade school that you're actually not that into, but believe you should go out with because "who else will like me?"…
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crushedpenis (50)in #pain • 8 years ago
Poll: Could/Would You Go Living On Without a Penis?
Type "Yes" or "No" in the comments.
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crushedpenis (50)in #sex • 8 years ago
5 Sex-Saving Facts About Sex
If you fuck some trash on the side at the same time as you're trying to get with the girl of your dreams, you are a super weak beta male. The girl of your dreams doesn't care if…
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crushedpenis (50)in #sex • 8 years ago
Question to the Sex Community
Question: What logical reason do you have NOT TO eat super duper correctly, and lift heavy shit regularly until your lungs almost start burning, in order to become so attractive…
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crushedpenis (50)in #sex • 8 years ago
You Can Cum Without Orgasm, but a Godly Orgasm Is Impossible Without Cumming [Q&A]
Question: Why do people keep believing that they have had sex when the "sex" they speak of is nothing but a shitty ejaculation? Just like the title of this post describes, you…
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crushedpenis (50)in #sex • 8 years ago
How Do You Learn to Approach a Hot Girl? (ONLY HOT GIRLS!!!)
Hot girls is a very difficult thing. Why approach a girl if you're not attracted to her? It "defeats the purpose", as they say, and it's not even practice since your body isn't…
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crushedpenis (50)in #sex • 8 years ago
Did you know sex can explode?
The meaning of life is to satisfy one's deepest sexual fetishes by any means necessary. Anyone that denies themselves the pleasure of striving towards that sexual dream that…
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crushedpenis (50)in #pain • 8 years ago
Do You Know What a "Forced Thought" is?
(This picture represents public pain. Image) Pain is when you put your testicles on a tree stump and smash them with a hammer. Pain is when you thought everything was going…
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crushedpenis (50)in #sex • 8 years ago
The Act of Denying A Woman Sex [They Freak Out in Batshit Insanity]
Women reject guys' proposals to have sex all the time. But what if a man denies a woman sex? What happens then? Take a look at this video, and watch as David Schwimmer and…
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crushedpenis (50)in #sex • 8 years ago
Respect the Cock: 5 Important Points Leading To Sexual Self-Respect
5. Be honest with yourself about what you like Do not submit to female shaming and nagging which tricks you into believing you must fool around with some trashy, smelly bitch…
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crushedpenis (50)in #introduceyourself • 8 years ago
Healing from Crazy Sexual Trauma - Forced Male Abstinence - Can I heal? [Help?]
When I was a just little kid, I had a terrible experience. When at my female cousin's place, through some psychologically triggered process of some kind, which I don't understand…
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crushedpenis (50)in #life • 8 years ago
Behavior Modelling - How To Become a Cock-Blocked Individual
How is it that we were to survive within the confines of parental structures in the face of a young man's belching desires? The structure many are forced to abide by in today's…
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crushedpenis (50)in #introduceyourself • 8 years ago
The Story of a Never-Ending Cockblock History
Sexual horror Ever since I was a kid, I've always been cockblocked. Every time I experienced any type of sexual excitement, someone always blocked it using whatever means they…
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crushedpenis (50)in #life • 8 years ago
crushedpenis' Guide to Increased Self-Esteem and Character in [Swedish]
Denna guide tar upp vanliga sociala problem hos personer med låg självkänsla och hur man kan gå tillväga dem. Processen är vanligtvis lång och kräver en oerhörd mängd…
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