Man.. that is a great series. I love the concept of the hitman offering proof of how he got the job done, and the 'gut punch' hilarious style.
Dip the included carrot into the chocolate pudding, then rub the pudding all over the carrot but be sure some orange is still showing. Next, shove the carrot up your ass. Make sure nobody is watching.
😂😂😂
There is nothing worse than trying to kill someone with a chihuahua wearing a sombrero hanging off your leg.... that can really cramp a hitman's style 😂 Awesome stuff!
I've just published my #showcase-sunday post. Gr8 Idea btw.
It's been so long, I was able to laugh as well as I read through. Normally I know how the joke ends or what to expect. I forgot I wrote this madness!
Ha ha, there is nothing wrong with a bit of madness.
I hold myself back on steem with my blog and fiction... I don't know why to be honest. Some of the short stories I've written outside of steem are pure filth 😆
Two of my fav authors are chuck palahniuk and Irvine Welsh.
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I've held back with some forms of humor. Bombed a few times experimenting. It's hard to pull off in writing, and harder when the work is surrounded with seriousness. As time passes though, more learn to not takes things too seriously here and that helps a lot. Lets me get away with more.