Well I'd start with the steemitshop.com
A hat plus shipping is like $40 .... if you paid with any traditional fiat mechanism, they could up it to $45 and give your $5 steem free.
After the transaction, you're going to remember the hat, and the $5 free steem.
You'll want to forget the cost of the hat, and you'll want to forget the cost of the shipping too.
See how giving away free STEEM can actually feel good? Plus increase the value of STEEM at the same time?