Wow, great post! My favorite part was when you put letters together to form words. Did you know that I write posts very great, with much wow too? I voted for you so you now like owe me a vote (with more weight) too, right?
P.S. Seriously though, love your satire posts. My favorite was the one was with red is bad, so much red in chart (picture of bombs on chart). Don't remember what it was called though.