You know, this post of yours had me on a bit of a roller-coaster. First, I was laughing my ass off at your sense of humour and thinking, "Damn, three months and this much success? And he's hilarious too? Awesome!" then I got to the part of where you bought $100,000* worth of Steem then I was like "Man, fuck this rich motherfucker! I can't do that shit! I hate him and I'm jealous now!" but then I kept reading and you had me in stitches again so I guess you win.
You are absolutely followed but, you know, this post is three months old and my upvote is worth about 1 cent anyway so ... no resteem and no upvote for you (ain't like you need it anyhow :D)
So, consider yourself followed ... you rich-ass mofucker.
PS
If my math is wrong, well then maybe that explains why I haven't been able to invest in Steem Power too.