Anyone who read this and did not know it was a satire, a good one at that, should be hit with... sorry should always follow the $100k "analyst" till his bag of sh*tcoins is overflowing :)
I am laughing so hard at all the chart patterns, I don't know why I NEVER really believe in TA.. I just call all TA educated guess. Yeah it's "educated" but still a guess.
Thanks for spotting the BS and calling it out in a humorous satirical format.
lol. :-)