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7 years ago in #steemit by rok-sivante (77)
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The Neuro-Linguistic Programming aspect... You definitely aren't holding back on this one. Everyone wants to willingly grab the hand of anyone "claiming to be a professional" in such a volatile and uncertain market as crypto. If people want to get baited for not thinking for themselves, then education needs to step in. The plus side, even drawing magic meme lines (as people like to call it on imageboards), you can be right 50% of the time.
I really enjoyed this satirical post, because there is a lot of real info on manipulation in here! I nearly spit out my water at "The Solo Titty" and "The Crazy Bitch Smackdown Rebound."
This is definitely the revamp of being a Miss Cleo, or anyone claiming to bring you to riches if you buy their audio book!
Lol. 😊💓
I created one yesterday. My first official TA. Hey! I'm thinking of applying for a patent for the "Siamese Head and a Cocky Shoulder." Here's it:
To the Moon we come, baby. That's on a 4H parabola. 😂
Lol
Funniest stuff I've read all week.
The thing about the Ready to Burst pattern... When it does pop, the ejected spermacoins don't know if they're swimming towards an egg, or up the large intestine. Odds are good they'll end up in a world of shit.
😂😂😂
Here's an idea: anyone claiming or educating should have more skin-in-the-game. show hands, show trades.
that might require a longer attention span to pay attention to than I'd imagine most of his hardcore fans/supporters would have.
after all, this popularity seems to be driven more by the desire for linguistically-manipulative optimism-fuel and delegation of responsibility than actual diligent education of what all it takes to consistently develop and execute successful trading strategies.
I guess this all goes to reveal that as much as there may be good intentions behind the idea of reputation score/system, a high score isn't always an excellent indicator of what substance to expect...
Ok, now you just HAVE to put this charts on a regular basis. I swear to Goku I will upvote them all, open you a fan club, administrate your sect... discord channel, I mean, and open you an Etsy with HD printed merch.
The unicorn, man.. is epic.
Oh, and you just got a rabid fan, by the way.
the unicorn and the dick, can't take credit for. the rest... well, I might not wanna confess that was me, should anyone use it as incriminating evidence of psychological disturbance. lol.
hmmm... this could be the beginning of something... :-)
The ascending penis pattern gets the most upvotes? (Taking notes while laughing)
What can ya say. Humans - men and women alike - just seem to have some odd fascination with cock. Lol.
https://steemit.com/bali/@mammasitta/balinese-macho-meditation-2017527t249511z
Indeed 🐷😂Still laughing!
love taking notes. love the unicorn and the single nipple
LOL! 😀 I can't believe you actually made me laugh at silly chart patterns, but well done!
Yes, one of the things I've newly come to see as a drawback on this platform is how people like Mr. H can truly exploit a system like this. For the most part I consider Steemit to be a culture of generosity and kindness, where people fret not being able to give as many upvotes as they would wish due to diminished upvote power (from upvoting people too much!). But then there are always those exploiters who can't help being, well, exploitative and even anti-social.
Hillaroius :) Pants shat here followed by delusion haha
Excellent! :-D
LMAO!!! hahahahaha.... I was thinking oh man, this is just the exact thing some T.A guys are doing now LOL....
I mean, T.A CAN NOT predict anything, it is a bit helpful to understand markets and take some buying points etc, but most of it is complete speculation and in my experience so far you really cant use it to predict any price at all... This is not financial advice LOL, non of them really can take responsibility for their analysis...
TA can’t predict anything...?
Dude, c’mon.
You can predict PERFECTLY. For example: price might go up to this, this, this, this, or this level. Or, it might go down to this, this, this, or this level. It’s like science, bro.
You just don’t know how to read the patterns well enough, man. Let me post a dozen examples a day, and after my wallet is overflowing with millions of Steem a Dollars, maybe then you’ll see the light... 😂😉
LMAO... yeah, its like TA can predict with 100% certainty that price will move either up or down, thats for sure! LOL... This is just gambling, thats all...
In all fairness, technical analysis does have its time and place.
I studied forex for two years a decade ago, and developed a great appreciation for the hybrid science-art. Especially when bringing in Elliot Waves and Fibonacci combined together - there is definitely some magic at work in the dynamics of market movements, and immense profits are possible if truly mastering the use of these tool. (I studied under a mentor whose success with them was mindblowing. Although I could understand and follow along well, I myself didn’t have the same psychological temperament and skill to run with his same strategy - though maintain the utmost respect for it).
Thing is, they’re tools in a toolbox - to be utilized in broader, comprehensive strategies. It takes a number of tools/indicators used together in a larger context, where they can fill in different parts to paint a more complete picture - and even then, there are still the elements of risk management and money management.
TAs like the dude in question don’t teach that larger picture.
And, they’re using manipulative psychological tactics to reel people in and inflate hope.
So, the entire realm of technical analysis is not at all bullshit - but they reasonably may lead others to believe so, because they’re misrepresenting its use.
IF one were to fully immerse themselves in the craft of professional trading, its not gambling - as it becomes a matter of risk management, money management, and mathematical probabilities within tested systems and strategies.
But, the degree of diligence, skill, brains, time, and energy required in playing at that level is well beyond the capability of the average joe who just wants to delegate responsibility to some “expert” and earn quick riches.
Shit. Seems like this may need to become a new post of its own.
Thanks for the stimulation. 😊🙏
Haha i know what you mean... As a scientist my self i have been studying fibonacci and elliot waves and trying to figure out how this can be an accurate science, and the true is that it isnt... There are psychological factors that drives the markets and some technical analysis can explain the behavior of certain markets but most of the time it works only to understand what happened and not what will happen...
I think most of the time trading is based on pure intuition, although TA can help to take decisions, every move you make can (and will) lead you into loose money most of the time... Physiological factors end up being much more important...
You made me laugh. Just don't expect a vote from a certain TA (total asshat?). He's busy voting for himself
I’d be expecting a downvote, if any.
Though, so as to not stir the pot too violently, left his name out. Enough attention there already. And, as gone into in part two, I still do have a level of respect for him - even if in disagreement with the delivery and rewards...
I think he could do more to help others. He's making very good money, but is stingy with his votes. That won't make him friends
Many have called out the disparity between his “I’m not doing this for the money” claims and contrary actions.
But then again, who needs friends when you have brainless followers... 🤔
Wow, mehn, i loved this @rok-sivante, never knew you were this savage and funny.
Major rep to you a lot for this subtle shots fired.
Huh, I never really thought of it as “subtle.” Lol. :-)
Well @rok-sivante, I definitely laughed my ass off reading this! I actually do a lot of TA myself, and it has never actually helped me - I do it purely for educational purposes and have never posted my thoughts on the price action of a cryptocurrency. Great post!
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Hahahahaha Still can't stop laughing my ass off! This was fucking hilarious Rok... Thanks for absolutely making my day. Damn! I freaking needed this... Lmao!😂😂😂😂😂
Your welcome. T’was quite the pleasure. ☺️
I can't wait until a certain poster gets flagged into oblivion. Currently I have them on mute but it's obviously obnoxious.
He doesn't care what we think as he can self vote himself plenty. People are scared to flag him unfortunately
I know the people you're referring to. All bullshit and half assed claims. I've read through their posts to simply understand what is it they write that earns them $100 a post ten or dozen times a day. And it's all nonsense. Anyone who's seen the markets enough can tell it's impossible to predict it (with some exceptions, such as events happening in the external world).
People like those make money while everyone holds out for scraps.
That dick pattern analysis and the titty though lol
Anyone who read this and did not know it was a satire, a good one at that, should be hit with... sorry should always follow the $100k "analyst" till his bag of sh*tcoins is overflowing :)
I am laughing so hard at all the chart patterns, I don't know why I NEVER really believe in TA.. I just call all TA educated guess. Yeah it's "educated" but still a guess.
Thanks for spotting the BS and calling it out in a humorous satirical format.
lol. :-)
Excuse me... I can't stop laughing at the title... I'll continue to read it latter...
LoL...
OMG I have died laughing!!! I would say you owe me a beer since I'm cleaning it off my screen but it was darn worth it!!! hahhahahahaha
I mean I knew you were a good writer, but darnit.. this is gold... hahahahahaha
Lol :-D
Hahaha 😂
Heights of sarcasm in this post.
But even if a person is able to fool others , a six figure payment is still not possible 😛😂
I wonder if anyone ever had earned that high on steemit 😮
That part is not a joke.
Indeed, the person in question was raking in six figures a month worth of rewards when SBD was around its peak.
I would be a liar to say that I don't understand this. As I don't have that much Steempower to effect a change, I prefer to stay out of these things. However, I totally agree with your analysis.
Oh my god 😮😱
yeah. :-/
Probably one of the more insightful I've seen lol. They all make me scratch my head. Your art is commendable.
haha Thats a funny one ! But also sadly that there are for real a lot of bullshiters that the people somehow trust and listen...
Great ur work , thanks u sharing amazing information and analysis crypto market so good luck my dear friend @rok-sivante 😃
All the best for you 😊
Okay.... those charts are awesome plus creativity to manipulate their own mind to believe its okay... i got this... it will... yes it will... yup i'm sure of...haha
Yoooo this is classic!! Funny as hell 😂🤣
@rok-sivante.. Ya killing me! ZoSo-crypto link! quite cryptic indeed.
Unfortunately for many, you are right on. Looking forward to part duex.
In case you missed it:
https://steemit.com/steemit/@rok-sivante/4wgdwz-how-to-earn-usd100-000-per-month-on-steemit-as-a-high-profile-crypto-technical-analyst-a-k-a-bullshit-artist-a-k-a-reward-pool
Lmfao this is too funny one of the best posts of the day sad part is that its so true .
The ready to bust pattern is my absolute favorite.
Also, you've convinced me by following your step by step approach I will be filthy rich. Thank you for your squiggly chart analysis.
There just might be no easier road to riches than bullshitting your way there... 😈
That D*CK over there says it all! Please take off the balls. 😂
I suppose that’d translate to the “ready to shoot blanks” variation... lol :-D
Bloody useless! Hahaha..
Even the title alone draws attention. This is an example of posts whales publishes daily and might have over 10 post in a day to reap from the reward pool. Whenever am reading such, I always have it at the back of my mind that i will see disclaimer at the buttom. @rok-sivante you just nailed it
Wow....you have to be an asshole to win.
Nah. T’is a belief many in the competitive paradigm have played by, and some might provide evidence that’s the case - but it’d always be looking at short-term selfish gains versus long-term, mutual success... 💖
Wao. @rok-sivante, following all the rules above, I don't think it's certain for everybody to make that hug digit in a month or so.
I wonder and I doubt it if the 6digits payment is possible 😂 well I don't think limit but the 6digits stuff is a limit for almost everything for now. Good satire.
@dhavey
it's been done. as gone into more in Part TWO, the figures and scenario from which this satire were derived *are real...
The level of sarcasm and satire in this post is just so extra-ordinary . Nobody else can put it better than you have :) Must admit i love the unicorn drawing.
😊
That was funny rok. I saw part 2 first, then came here, you got a good sense of humour man, ahah.
Solo titty and the carzy bitch smack down rebound, these had me chuckling, funny :D
There are going to be some people that don't get the sarcasm here and will probably take it as advice, keep an eye out for the solo titty predictions on steemit now haha.
That would totally make my day. :-)
Haha, nice patterns! The ready-to-bust pattern actually looks like an ascending triangle that is considered majorly bullish, unfortunately the case is - the more people watch them, the higher the chance for a fake move. And in the recent years in forex, this pattern has a habit of breaking out and fizzling out immediately, taking all the poor people, who dont understand that tech analysis is a tool that helps you define entries and exits and limit risk, with it.
I am interesting to earn so thanks for his knowledge
Indeed bro, many People do some dirty work anything in this world, but for me personally make My community better rules to work in platform it more than happiness, The strongest steemian would like built in community, So I do not care about shit that crypto analisis or anything make My community down. But your anilisys very inspiring me to do more hard work on the platform, Thanks for sharing :)
ok, that was seriously funny! You got me, I was ready to scoff at this post...then you made me laugh. LOL! Good one ;-)
I was waiting for THIS from YOU!!!!
A public statement of my “opinion” on the war...?
Well, like they say, “opinions are like assholes - everyone has one.” Can’t say I’m necessarily right about this, but sometimes assholes can be a great source of bathroom humour... lol. :-D
made my day xD
Brilliant, just Brilliant!
Lol... Heard so much about you... Now I have seen with my eyes... Your really funny... I just love your post... So awesome... And from today I will keep on following you to grab more updates from you..... That's so much sweet.... . Make more post... I want to read.....
This is the best post about that profile that I read in the last months, I can't stop laughing :D I have to say that even if it's really funny, there are many sad truths in this post ;)
I must start looking for more Unicorns in my Charts!!!
Some say unicorns fart rainbows... in crypto, they shit MASSIVE PROFITS! Lol. 🤡
I enjoy your satirical stuff. However, I have checked some crypto analysis here and I was left wondering if the posters were not out to make things worse for their readers.
Probably not intentionally, though creating dependence upon over-hyped optimistic projections with little merit to them in reality does not exactly make things better for them...
This is the bestest post I've read in a long time. Love it.
Can you make this a regular feature? It was genius
Lol. This was probably just a one-off, though could surely do some more along similar lines down the road... :-)
oh rok! i honestly don't know why you're not posting more funny stuff, your repertoire of genre from tech, to science, to politics, world view, to the satirically absurd never ceases to entertain and capture my attention!
:-D
Been feeling pretty burned out with Steemit lately, probably even gonna opt out from writing soon and focus more on music/dSound... though perhaps more satire could be a great way to keep things fresh and fun once and a while, as does seem to have been well-received, and thoroughly satisfying... 💖
deal Rok! it's way more than satisfying.....it's fun! you've got a great sense of humor, don't even know why we didn't see this from you for so long, you holding back on us huh....lol!
Apparently so... ☺️
but he's helping people :D naaah I had enough fun when I saw the huge achievement post from one of his zealots ;) it's interesting they are people too, but they have no idea what they are doing...