Recently in Nigeria there has been a news spreading within the country about our president... It is said that the president in the person of President muhamadu Buhari is dead and has been replaced by a clone by name Jubril from Iraq or something... This switch is believed to have happened during a time when the president travelled for a period of over 3months on a sick leave where nobody was allowed access to him. Before he travelled he was very and was thought not to survive... He came back vibrant and full of vigour and younger looking even...(he's about 89 yrs old or something but his official age is 76 of course..we're in Nigeria, everyone lies about everything).
When he got back his office could not be accessed with the office of president saying they needed some money to change the furniture because "rats" had infested the place... Funny.. It is believed that he couldn't access his office because his prints did not match d tech and thats why everything in the office was changed. Another thing worthy of note is that his family no longer stays in ASO ROCK - the Nigerian version of the White House... I shall speak no more.... Just check this out and tell me what u think?
This is a picture of the Nigerian president before and after he travelled for treatment... Sorry Americans, lol.. Just had to use the one with Trump in it... Feel free to drop your comment, tell me what u think and if you found this post a wee bit interesting please upvote.. Thank you
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Easy. Either one of the images has been flipped, or he is ambidextrous
Yeah but thats only a pribability
Fuck it, he's a clone. I have privy information that tells me that he had an actual erection when he walked past some goats in Aso rock which contradicts everything we know about the real president (he only has sex with his wife and cows)
Not true, I think it's just a conspiracy! By the way it's Jubril for Sudan. The acclaimed impostor!
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Wtf... Lol.. Whats up jubril??!!!
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Ok sir.. Noted