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We need more men like you in the world.

Have you ever driven a moose? You almost are better off drunk to be honest.

The trick is that you need to use some maple syrup on a stick to lead them.

Bahahaha. It's almost like you're a true Canadian!

If Trump gets elected I might become one. I hear the weather is better in Mexico though. Unfortunately my pasty white skin can't handle more than 3 nano-seconds of sun light. I was made for Canada.