I love your sense of humor! And all of it is true!
I still post a few blogs, but the pluses of steemit make this a favorite place. The community of peoples I find here is so wonderful and supportive.
I'm still a little minnow, hey I'm barely 4' 11" in the physical world, but I learn so much here about so many things! 
There is truly something for everyone and a place for almost everything !
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True story!
Thank you so much <3 And keep on swimming! You will reach it if you do...