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Hilarious.

Knock yourself out.

You won't actually build an army though. It's all just talk.

It's entertaining right enough.

You aint getting your status back, but you know that, lol.

You say teams but I am a lone wolf. You could call me Maverick if you like.

We could be chums. Have you ever been to Paris?

Are you... Flirting with me?

I'm flattered. Seriously, I am.

And when I say flattered I do mean semi-erect