For some reason, everything about this post makes me think of lyrics in the song dirty laundry by don henley.
"We can dance and sing
When it's said and done we haven't told you a thing
We all know that Kraft is king
Give us dirty laundry
You don't really need to find out what's going on
You don't really want to know just how far it's gone
Just leave well enough alone
Eat your dirty laundry"
And yeah, I get the "hey great post" comments that come in a minute or two after regularly. It's entertaining for sure lol