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Olala - what is done is done. You cannot change anything. Relax !

I wish I can be as amusing as you. World need more people like you (especially in a plane. 😁 )

How can you be relaxed in such a situation! Won't even be able to call your closed ones :(

Shit my pants!

I would quietly and calmly begin to search the plane for parachutes.

I can't stand planes that are intact. This would give me a heart attack

Me: Pilot we are going down I need to verify your documents I don't think you actually understand how to fly a fucking plane WELL FU*CK YOU NOW BEAUSE OF YOUR STUPIDITY I GOT TO DIE

Pilot: Sir we have 3 more engines that are working fine so CALM THE FU*CK DOWN.

Me: owh (thinking if it's united airlines in my mind and if they gonna throw me out mid air)

"how to fly a phone"? xD

Nit picking on my typos hahaha good job! Fixed it lol

Is the plane made out of particle board??

Shared from experiences, from my friends who are pilots, and my friends' friends who are also pilots; technically if the weather is still good, and the pilot (of course this should be the case) is experienced one (because the airlines are not stupid they will put a senior and a junior together), 1 defect engine and 1 healthy engine, you can still technically fly (and probably glide a but) and still able to land safely at the nearest airport.
I have a good friend from MAS who, a couple of years back, just took off for about 30 minutes to an hour and one of the engines was kind of falling apart (I wasn't sure how bad was it), he still managed to turn the flight around (as they were no airports in between) and circle around the airport to wait for a slot to descend, and still land safely and smoothly. At that time he was not even captain ranks yet; but he (like any other crew who has strict training) could land the plane safely. If not mistaken it was a 777 Boeing.
Of course, he prayed and he had faith and he did the best he could - stay calm.
I hope this gives you some confidence when things looks bad, with good hands on deck, things aren't going to go downwards and crash. :)

Thank you
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I assume you are flying somewhere

lol very funny gif

Perfect response.

If it's you on the plane then the pilot did a good job in landing you safely :)

lol !!!!! YAH

Uuuum, I think I would have the same reaction most people would and that's yell like a pansy until I pass out lol

kkk crazy