A crying Thunk takes his chance to shine
mocking an attempt at skills not mine
Of course this clumsy farmer's body cannot yet
imbue magical powers with any deft.
"Largest Thunk, what luck it is to have
a banner with all your names, along with my staff...
I have travelled across countless dimensions and
countable blocks just here to land.
"I know not you's nor this land of oysters -
I've been spinning through these blocks since the last cloister
unlocked my ultimate spell - the digital quantum leap
and now it is my infinite curse to always have adventures to seek!
"As a pledge of friendship, take these 10
Piercing arrows before I call @chestbot again.
I am happy with my enchanted helm and gem, yellow.
I sheath goblin sword, slide bracers and continue to say hello.
"Other people, my greetings, my name is Warcet.
And I have this heavy shield, here I will set.
Take it, and dwarven axe, before I destroy them -
for now I can summon with looted BATTLE tokens."