Based on my preparatory reading for our upcoming visit, the Large Hardon Collider is on the cusp of a new, hotly debated particle, the Phallon, which, to quote a recent Large Hardon Collider press release, "is sort of like a Boson, but different."
It's amazing work they're doing down there, all the way back to their initial discoveries of the Charmknob, Strangedong and the all important Up/Down Tadgers!
Can't wait to see the facility in person!