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I tried to make the post kind of easy to get (at least the big lines). Apparently I failed :(

You didn't. I was trying to be funny.

We are about to rule the world, but this is a (dark) secret ;)

I knew it!

I am often too serious :D

Lol.
And I am often just trying to be funny. My jokes are very ... (hmm... I can't find a better word) ... clumsy :D

My jokes are the same, so no worries ^^