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I can't think why and experience has taught me that if I can't think it then it can't happen.

Fact.

Woah woah woah! You're rewriting a lot of philosophy books here! Let's not get too hasty or else we risk tearing a hole in the fabric of Space-Time-Bacon!!

Don't you mean we might pork a hole in the space time bacon!!

PORK A HOLE!!!! Hahaha! Once again you have proven yourself to be punnier, dude! HAHAHA! You have me oinking here with your masterful stroke!

Ah and then you come right back into the fray!! I can't match such mastery!!

I am but a student to the master, a steedent to the meester!

Pfft! Nonsense!!!